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World Cup Balls: Paul Merson Forgets England 1984 And Thinks Mexico And Brazil Are Rubbish

by | 26th, June 2014

WORLD Cup Balls presents the wit of Paul Merson billed in the Daily Star as “Our top columnist”,. He “shoots from the lip”.

Daily Star columnist Merson said: “This is the lowest of the low for England. It doesn’t get any worse”

England scored one point from three matches at the World Cup Finals. In 1994, England scored no points at the World Cup Finals. Merson was part of the team that failed to make it that far.

“People said we had a tough group because there were three former World Cup winners in it – rubbish.”

One of those World Cup winners is England. You can’t play yourself, Paul.

“Uruguay haven’t won the World Cup in about 100 years and their best player was half fit. Italy’s best player is 35. If he was playing for England we would all be asking why.”

Uruguay last won the World Cup in 1950. In Brazil.

And Frank Lampard is, on paper, England’s best and most accomplished

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