Swedish Man Enjoys Cold Comfort Of Having 63 Names
SAY, hello to Kim-Jong Sexy Glorious Beast Divine Dick Father Lovely Iron Man Even Unique Poh Un Winn Charlie Ghora Khaos Mehan Hansa Kimmy Humbero Uno Master Over Dance Shake Bouti Bepop Rocksteady Shredder Kung Ulf Road House Gilgamesh Flap Guy Theo Arse Hole Im Yoda Funky Boy Slam Duck Chuck Jorma Jukka Pekka Ryan Super Air Ooy Rusell Salvador Alfons Molgan Akta Papa Long Nameh.
Born Alexander Ek in Haninge near Stockholm, Kim-Jong Sexy… began changing his name when aged 187. He’s now 25 and the world’s foremost user of ink.
“My parents were a little confused the first time a letter came addressed to Usama-Bin Ek instead of Alexander. I don’t always get my mail and sometimes the electricity bill is late, but that’s part of the charm.”
At least when the power is cut off he can keep warm by chanting his name over and over and over…