Australian Politician Jacqui Lambie Wants ‘A Well Hung Man With Heaps Of Cash’
THESE might well be the sexual preferences of many of us, not just politicians. It’s just that we tend not to expect a politician to say so quite so publicly. But fair dinkum to the Ozzies, they have managed to elect one who actually tells it like it is:
Jacqui Lambie, an Australian MP who shares the balance of power in the upper house, has apologised after declaring in a radio interview that she is looking for a partner who is “well-hung” and loaded with cash.
“They don’t even need to speak,” said Ms Lambie, a 43-year-old single mother of two.
Sending all the criminals and the whores down there 200 years ago seems to have done wonders for their honesty, eh? She went on:
Asked about her bikini line, she said: “Right now the state I’m in, you’d want to bring out that whipper snipper [garden lawn trimmer] first. It’s a very scary area to talk about this morning.”
While it’s fun to hear this sort of stuff it should be said that we’re grateful that it doesn’t happen here. Do we really want Harriet Harman telling us of the state of her Brazilian? Or even Peter Mandelson come to that.