All Hail The Stupendous Splendiferous Butterup Butter Grater: No More Holes In Your Bread
YOU love bread and butter. But the butter is rock hard. You can’t wait for it to soften so you stick a shard of it on your doughy white sliced and spread. But it just tears holes in the bread. It’s a disaster. The word is ready for the butter grater.
The Stupendous Splendiferous Butterup is yours for US$16.”
Of course, the Easy Butter Former has been clogging your arteries for ages:
And for those of you who like your butter by the foot: