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Manchester United Balls: Radamel Falcao, Herrera, Rojo, Blind And Luke Shaw Are The Stepford Wives

by | 2nd, September 2014

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MANCHESTER United is the biggest club in the world. We know that because when foreign players pull on the United kit and stand before the advert wall for their close ups they all say, “Manchester United is the biggest club in the world”. For Stretford End read Stepford Stars.

Radamel Falcao oozed:

“Manchester United is the biggest club in the world and is clearly determined to get back to the top. I am looking forward to working with Louis van Gaal and contributing to the team’s success at this very exciting period in the club’s history.”

Nothing more exciting than trying to get back into the Premier League’s Top Four by throwing money at it. But that’s Falcao’s heartfelt opinion. And it’s one we must respect. And his English is really good, too.

Marcos Rojo:

“The Premier League is the most exciting league in the world and to have the chance to play in it for the world’s biggest club is a dream for me.”

Daley Blind:

“It’s an honour to sign for United. I can’t wait to work at the biggest club in the world.”

Ander Herrera:

“I am 24 years old and this is the moment to come to the biggest club in the world.”

And it’s not only the foreign players to know that Manchester United is the biggest club in the world. Chelsea fans know it , too.

Luke Shaw:

“I’m very pleased and can’t believe it has happened. Manchester United is the biggest club in the world and is always going to be up there with the best.”

So. There you have it. Manchester United is the biggest club in the world. Look, it says so in the brochure…



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