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Police Chief Decapitated Boy’s Noisy Pet Chicken

by | 3rd, September 2014

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“THE chicken was like a puppy dog to my son,” said Ashley Turnbull of Atwater, Minnesota of her son Phoenix and his pet hen. “You wouldn’t do that to a puppy.”

The chicken is now dead. The bird’s head was found by its pen. The body was gone.

The bird was illegal, falling foul (surely fowl ed) of the local law prohobiting the keeping of birds on private property.

 

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Police Chief Trevor Berger was keen to enforce the city ordinance.

“I’m sorry it had to happen that way,” said Berger. “It’s against city ordinance for a chicken to be in the city and running around in people’s yards.”

He went round to the property. Finding no-one at home he took the law into his own hands. He spotted the hen at large. He opened the pen door

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