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Manchester United Balls: Red Devils Are Looking For An Official Escort Agency Partner

by | 3rd, September 2014

WHEN Burnley manager Sean Dyche talked not of League Leaders but Market Leaders,  the Tims and Lucys at Manchester United Inc. nodded and very possibly punched the air and whooped. Manchester United are now all about money. United are not a football team; they are a brand that can attract £150million per year in sponsorship cash (plus £75m-a-year or the next 10 seasons for their Adidas deal).

Some of the sponsors are remarkably odd, like the £2m a year Casillero del Diablo hand United to remind eveyone that they sponsor Manchester United. No photos exists of Alex Ferguson, the club’s famous wine aficionado, handing a bottle of Diablo to a rival manager, but we’re sure the label fought of massive competition to be the wine linked to Wayne Rooney’s nose. Take that, Blue Nun, your Chelsea mad bint.


Bulova also pay United £2m a year. They are, of course, United’s “ global timekeeping partner” . No. They’re not joking. And no, they did not supply watches to Howard Webb or any other Old Trafford referee of the Ferguson era.


Yanmar is Manchester United’s official diesel engine partner”. Should Radamel Falcao need a dissel engine for his Thursday afternoon Ferrari, Yanmar are open to facilitating a discount.

Manchester United Yanmar Press Conference With Robin van Persie

Rob Van Persie loves LOVES –  South Korean Ottogi meatballs. Fresh from the microwave. Yumm…


Kagome tomato juice recaptures the sound of Wayne Rooney gargling with mouthwash following a brief stay at a Manchester hotel.

Who is Manchesster United’s “ official global noodle partner ”? Funny you ask. It’s Nissin Foods Group.


And Mister Potato, is Manchester United’s official savoury snack partners” . This might be what clinched Rooney the captain’s armband.


Unilver are Manchester United’s official Personal Care and Laundry Partner in Laos and Philippines. This will

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