Anorak | Noooo! Venezuela Is Running Out Of Falsies!

Noooo! Venezuela Is Running Out Of Falsies!

by | 18th, September 2014

FAKE titties that is. The government of Nicholas Maduro in Venezuela is so bloody inefficient that they’ve managed to create a shortage of fake tits to be implanted into the local women. No, really, there’s a shortage of silicone breasts in the country .

Venezuela’s chronic shortages have begun to encroach on a cultural cornerstone: the boob job.

Beauty-obsessed Venezuelans face a scarcity of brand-name breast implants, and women are so desperate that they and their doctors are turning to devices that are the wrong size or made in China, with less rigorous quality standards.

Venezuelans once had easy access to implants approved by the US Food and Drug Administration. But doctors say they are now all-but impossible to find because restrictive currency controls have deprived local businesses of the cash to import foreign goods. It may not be the gravest shortfall facing the socialist South American country, but surgeons say the issue cuts to the psyche of the image-conscious Venezuelan woman.

Agreed, we might not think this important. But that’s actually got nothing at all to do with it or anything else. Because the point and purpose of a liberal and or free society is one in which individuals get to decide for themselves what is important. And believe me, the Venezuelan culture, Venezuelan women, consider the boob job very

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