The Daily Express On The Illegal Immigrant Who Hid In A Hiding Place
THE DAILY Express has a delicious headline about its favouite bugbear: immigrants. News is that an “illegal immigrant” was found hiding “UNDER: a family’s camper van.
The immigrant was not hiding in the driver’s seat, in the bed or on the roof. He was hiding UNDER the vehicle, where, one imagines he would not meet the holiday makers as they went about their daily business. Thie chap hid in a hiding place.
Although, on reading the story, I wondered if no hiding palce was too small for the slippery fellow.
Mr Coles, 50, said: “It was a bit of a shock. We were unloading and suddenly this face appears between my legs.”
You can see the headline:
Iliegal immigant hides INSIDE British holidaymakers
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