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Liverpool Balls: Anfield Thought Police Want Steven Gerrard To Be More Like Manchester United Fans

by | 18th, September 2014

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LIVERPOOL FC don’t want their fans to swear at the match.

Liverpool’s official Instagram account features a picture of Bart Simpson writing “I will not swear when I sing the Stevie G song”.

Bart Simpson sings about Steven Gerrard? We thought he just had shares in the club.

The Liverpool language police who want to turn their fans into 2D supporters working to a prime-time TV script then supply the lyrics:

“He’s big and he’s VERY hard! #LFC @stevengerrard.”

He’s big and he’s VERY [shouting] hard hashtag LFC at steven gerrard [in lower case whisper].

Hmm. Not corporate enough. Needs a sponsor:

“He’s big and he’s VERY hard! #LFC @stevengerrard #pepsi-co-rocks”

And can you guys make it scan to the tune of Phil Collins’  Sussudio ? He’d like that .

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