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Liverpool Balls: Mario Balotelli Lets Off Fireworks In The Bedroom

by | 20th, September 2014

WHEN Mario Balotelli left Manchester City and England a legion of would be mo-dels and kiss ‘n’ tellers sighed. What now for tales of Mario-fuelled pyrotechnics in the bedroom, to go with fireworks in the bathroom?

Thankfully, Liverpool bought the Italian forward.  And readers get to learn what it like to share a “night of passion” with the player:

 

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Of course, Balotelli is “Super Mario”, as Japan’s Nintendo-inspired tradition dictate. He unlocks secret levels of passion, rescues Princess Catherine Wheel and wonders how it is that he’s known as Super Mario but Germany’s World Cup Final winning goalscorer Mario Goetz is just, well, Mario..?

 

 



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