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Manchester United Balls: Di Maria Invites You To Kick His Family In The Face

by | 22nd, September 2014

Di Maria shins pads

 

EVERY time you kick Manchester United’s Angel Di Maria in the shins, you kick his wife and daughter in the face. Well, not really them, more the photograph of the player’s family he keeps tucked into his socks.

Now that opposing player’s know the picture is there, will they avoid kicking Di Maria’s legs? And if they do, will other players try similar aproaches to win sympathy?

John Terry could carry a picture of his beloved wife inside his jockstrap and a photo of his smiling children printed on the bandana wrapped around his head.

And why stop with human beings? Newcastle United’s beleagured manager Alan

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