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Fat Men Last Longest In Bed And Almost Finish Last

by | 27th, September 2014

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BIG bellied men make the ebst lovers. Of course they do. Who wants to schtup a lump of gristle?

FAT sex experts atErciyes University in Kayseri, Turkey, tudeied 200 men. They wanted to link body mass index (BMI) and sexual performance.

Men who are overweight last an average of five minutes longer in bed than the skinny. And that’s just seven minutes. The skinny last a little over two minutes. Two. And the thin and fast are more likely to suffer from premature ejaculation, compared to those with a higher BMI.

The boffins speculate that the fat leads to increases the amount of estradiol, a female sex hormone which can delay orgasm.

What we don’t know is how vigorous the shagging was. The skinny could have ben operating at 70-humps-per-minute, while the fat managed two or three and the morbidly obese one.

And, of course, in the horizontal olympics, the fat man always comes last.

As Anorak’s resident fat man told his lover,” It’s not that big but it’s 21 stone backing it up.”



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