Transfer Balls: Cristiano Ronaldo Picks Up His Manchester United Pension
CAN the Daily Express keep the Cristiano Ronaldo to Manchester Untied story alive for ages? Yes. It’s cooked up a cracking non-story:
CRISTIANO RONALDO could make a dramatic return to Manchester United in 2016…
As the Express looks forward to 15 months of Ronaldo to United speculation, the paper’s James Dickenson conjures a story from nothing:
CRISTIANO RONALDO is set to make a dramatic return to Manchester United in 2016, according to Spanish football expert Guillem Balague.
He’s the expert who said Cesc Fabregas was on his way to Manchester United. Or Cheslea. Or Manchester City. The same chap who tweeted the news (relayed by the Express) that Radamel Falcao had joined Manchester United on a four-year- contract?
So. Ronaldo to Old Trafford. When he’s 31.
Or maybe not…