REZA Baluchi slid into a Zorb and began to make his way from Florida to Bermuda. It was painfully idiotic. But Baluchi was raising money “for children in need”; he would “inspire those that have lost hope for a better future”. He would run inside his rubber hamster cage to Bermuda.
When Mr Baluchi is hunmanity’s last hope, humanity is f**ked.
Because several days into his mission to help chilcren in need, Mr Baluci was himself in dire need to help. He activated his distress beam. When the coastguard arrived, Mr Baluchi asked them how to get to Bermuda.
The smart advice is to make shedloads of money and move your headquarters to the low tax island.
The hard way is to walk…