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Gordon Ramsay’s Porn Dwarf Impregnates Hen Night Bride

by | 9th, October 2014

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THE Mirror has news of the bride-to-be who was impregnanted by a dwarf stripper on her hen night. She had a baby with drawfism, forcing her to reveal all to the loving groom.

The Mirror says the story featured on a ” Spanish news website”. It then adds:

Neither the hospital nor the woman have been named.

Facts are few and far between.

LasCincoDelDia.com reports:

“Neither her closest female friends or her family knew she had sex with the midget stripper but once she had her son in her arms, she broke down and confessed what had happened. As you can imagine no-one that sleeps with a stripper at her hen night broadcasts it or at least they try to take their secret to the grave. But the protagonist of this episode had no choice but to confess and could never have pretended the boy was her husband’s because of a little problem – the child was born with dwarfism.”

No names. No dates. Not even a picture of the randy dwarf, who was most likely dressed up to look like Gordon Ramsay.

The Sun picks up the same story:

Her fling is thought to have happened at the start of this year.

Neither the hospital in Valencia, Spain, nor the woman have been named.

Is this story balls? You’d think that with the Sun and Mirror’s large resources one paper would check the facts. But no.

It’s all getting a bit Daily Sport

 



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