Never Shout ‘I Have EBOLA’ On A Crowded Plane Because This Is What Happens
SO. You’re sat on a busy passenger plane flying from The US of A to the Dominican Republic. You cough. You shout “I have Ebola, you are all screwed”.
At no point does anyone ask him if he’s joking.
Do they check his passport for signs of travel to West Africa, Madrid or Dallas?
But never fear. The bio hazard team are on it. They storm the plane. The infected man, a 54-year-old American, declares “I ain’t from Africa, shit”.
Here’s the video. The flight attendant is commanding (okay), as are the blue suits made from old Ikea bags: