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Is Nothing Safe? Blackburn Man Has Sex With A Teddy Bear To The Iggy Pop Beat

by | 14th, October 2014

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IS Nothing Safe? A 38-year-old Blackburn man was arrested for burglarising an allotment after police matched his DNA to semen found inside a teddy bear.

To Blackburn magistrates’ court, where Paul Mountain told police he was coming down off amphetamine and felt an “overwhelming need” for sexual relief.

He should have pleaded the Iggy Pop defence:

 

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