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The Breaking Bad Action Figures Come With Free Crystal Meth But No Atomic Bomb

by | 20th, October 2014

Breaking Bad toys

 

THE Sun says TOYS R Us has been “blasted for encouraging kids to ‘play with meth’ by selling Breaking Bad toys.”

Doubtless the shop could offer a 2-4-1 deal with its Toy Chemistry Kits.

 

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But that’s not necessary, the Sun adds that the meth is already supplied:

The retailer is flogging dolls of the show’s main characters, which come with gas masks and bags full of drug money and crystal meth.

Actual crystal meth, free cash and a plastic figurine all for…$13.99!

Good to see Toys R Us embracing the crackhead demographic.

One furious mother said: “Kids shouldn’t play with meth.”

Well, no. Education is all. We trust Toys R Us have instructions as to how over 15s, to whom the toy is aimed, can “cook” and “snort” the stuff.

Other children are invited to arrest their siblings and house them in the stores various prison systems.

 

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In the good old days, things were simpler:

 

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