Transfer Balls: Manchester United To Buy Vidal After Buying Vidal
TRANSFER Balls: The Daily Express has news for Manchester United fans longing for the Red Devils to finally spunk a shedload of cash on a player (it’s been weeks since the last splurge).
The Express reports:
The VIDAL DEAL IS ON
Because the media are a herd, the Mirror reads that and chimes:
Manchester United are set to finally complete the signing of Arturo Vidal…
They are! They are?
Nicola Amoruso, a close friend of the Chilean midfielder, says that Vidal is set to leave Juventus in the near future – and it is expected that United will pay the £35million asking price. “There will soon be a split between Vidal and Juventus. He is a player of value, but he needs to go and compete in other leagues,” said Amoruso.
So. No. Manchester Untied have no deal to sign Vidal.
But, then, the Express’s sister newspaper, the Daily Star, told us they already have:
As you were, Manchester United fans…