Fang Falls Into A Vat Of Raw Human Poo And Presents The Funniest Joke In The World
TO China for a prelude for the funniest joke in the world. Chi Fang was in a bar when his wife called. She wanted him home fast. So. Fang took a shortcut home over a bridge. He’d drunk a lot and felt ill. He stopped on the bridge to vomit.
He leaned over the railing. And fell head-first into what the bridge was passing over: a septic tank full of human faeces.
After much screaming, Fang was helped.
He arrived home late and dripping in poo. Fang’s wife Lei, 37, ordered him to sleep outside in their pet dog’s kennel. Says Fang:
“The dog didn’t even want to be near me and went inside.”
And so to the greatest joke in the world: