Woman Robs Chemist By Squirting Breast Milk At Victim
GET Richard Desmond on the phone: a German woman has invented a new late-night TV sport.
The woman arrived at a chemist in Darmstadt, Hesse. She asked to buy a breast pump. She handed over a €200-note to pay for her €20 purchase. When the till opened, she whipped out a breast and squirted milk at the pharmacist.
She continued to spray milk before fleeing with her cash, €100 from the cash register and no pump. The store worker only realised he’d been robbed when much later he totted up the day’s takings.
When asked to describe the woman, the victim said she was speaking a language that was probably foreign, and, you know, breasts…