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Shit Express: Service Lets You Post Your Enemy A Pile Of Steaming Turds

by | 5th, November 2014

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WORRIED about how to epxress you displeasure? Worried about being called a troll for stating your heartfelt opinion? Well, Shit Express will send a heap of poo to  enemies, or friends (if they’re into it).

Shit Expressexplains:

1. Choose an animal.
2. Give us an address.
3. Choose how to wrap your package.
4. Pay anonymously with Bitcoin.

It’s around $17 for a horse poo delivery dump. But take care not to leave it on the roses-bushes.

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And sending fresh turds in the mail is illegal.

Spotter: Death and Taxes



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