Shit Express: Service Lets You Post Your Enemy A Pile Of Steaming Turds
WORRIED about how to epxress you displeasure? Worried about being called a troll for stating your heartfelt opinion? Well, Shit Express will send a heap of poo to enemies, or friends (if they’re into it).
1. Choose an animal.
2. Give us an address.
3. Choose how to wrap your package.
4. Pay anonymously with Bitcoin.
It’s around $17 for a horse poo delivery dump. But take care not to leave it on the roses-bushes.
And sending fresh turds in the mail is illegal.
Spotter: Death and Taxes