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Weston-super-Mare: Single Men or Women Refused Entry To Park In case They Are Paedos

by | 9th, November 2014

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BECAUSE all adults are paedophiles-in-waiting and children are sacred (see all news for past decade) single men or women without children are banned from visiting Puxton Park, near Weston-super-Mare, Somerset, in case they are paedophiles.

Matthew Richards wanted to see the falconry display at Puxton Park, near Weston-super-Mare, but was denied entry.

Mr Richards is a grandfather and father of three grown up children but foolishly did not go equipped to see the birds of prey.

He tells the Western Daily Press:

“I was frankly amazed. I couldn’t see anything about the rule on the brochure which I picked up at another attraction.”

But it is there:

We are sorry but we are unable to let single MEN OR WOMEN without children into the park. If you are here to meet someone let one of our reception staff know and they will happily do a tannoy announcement asking them to come and meet you.

The suspense waiting for your wife to arrive and declare ‘ No, never saw him before. He looks likes paedo’ is a jut another thrill on offer.

Because at Puxton Park it’s great fun:

Outside visitors can enjoy mini golf, Puxton Park Miniature Railway, our falconry centre, maze, giant fort, JCB dig and play or get up close with our friendly farmyard animals, cuddly rabbits and guinea pigs during fun feeding and petting times throughout the day. Be sure to bring your wellies though, as areas of the park can become muddy! The fun continues down at our milking parlour with live milking demonstrations, our falconry centre with daily flying displays and our special owl encounter.

Whatever you like doing, we believe Puxton Park offers heaps of fun for the entire family…

But if dad arrives late, forget it. It’s listening to the football in the pub for him.

We want to encourage every single visitor to be able to see every part of our park…

As one commenter puts it:

nice that they’d welcome Fred and Rose West or Ian Brady with Myra Hindley

Because people with kids cannot be paedophiles. FACT!



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