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Teen Takes ‘MDMA And Cocaine, Nicks Ambulance And Masturbates’ In Police Station

by | 11th, November 2014

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MEET Colorado State University student Stefan Sortland, the 18-year-old who allegedly spent Halloween in the approved manner.

Police claim Sortland took MDMA and MDMA, stole an ambulance and after arrest (which featured a tasering)masturbated in the police station.

(Only two of those things should be criminal acts.)

Sortland has been charged with aggravated vehicle theft, obstructing EMS, reckless driving, hit-and-run, criminal mischief, attempted motor vehicle theft and unlawful possession of a controlled substance



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