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Santa’s ‘Close Friend’ Laurence Llewelyn-Bowen And The Papers Say The Rubbish Magical Journey Is ‘Amazing’

by | 24th, November 2014


Laurence Llewelyn-Bowen designed The Magical Journey, near Sutton Coldfield. And Santa Claus himself endorsed it:

“Father Christmas has selected the Belfry Resort and also asked his close friend Laurence Llewelyn-Bowen to create a ‘North Pole Outpost’ that will be a winter wonderland of magic and drama.”

Vistors calls the place “appalling”, “cheap” and “rip off”.

Mother-of-four Michelle Guarini, from Stourport-on-Severn is on critic:

“They made out it was going to be a fantastic, Narnia-like experience and there were workmen wandering around with cigarettes. The Christmas market was about six shacks and there were some elves who didn’t seem to know what they were doing. The kids were bored. It was appalling.”

That’s elves and kids for you.

No word from trusty Santa on the crappy he advertrised show but Laurence Llewelyn-Bowen says it will all be made better. Just as soon as it’s reopened. The deisgner issues a statement:

“Laurence’s involvement has been purely creative with nothing to do with production or management of the event and we very much hope that the efforts being made will make the experience much closer to his original ravishing vision.”

But the celebrity did tweet:


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Event director Paul Dolan says the winter venue approved by a man who lives at the North Pole was “severely hampered” by bad weather.

Go figure.

But one reviewer does love it.

The Great Barr Observer told its readers:

Taking your child to visit Father Christmas is one of the things parents look forward to most about the festive season. But too often you end up heading to the local shopping centre, paying £8 to have your little darling plonked on Santa’s knee and hoping

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