Klopp Balls: Dortmund Manager Wants Arsenal Job, Get Liverpool Job And Waits For Manchester United Job
The Daily Express has been planning Jurgen Klopp’s future. Apparently, the German manager of Boruisia Dortmund is desperate to work in England. The Express says Klopp is to manage Arsenal, Liverpool and Manchester United.
September 5: “Man Utd News: Klopp to succeed Van Gaal”
Novermber 10: “WENGER OUT! The FIVE contenders to replace Arsene at Arsenal (with Klopp top target)”
November 21: “Let’s talk! Jurgen Klopp issues come-and-get-me plea to Arsenal”
What Klopp said ws:
“I think it’s the only country I think where I should work, next to Germany because it’s the only country I know the language a little bit and I need the language for my work. If somebody will call me, then we will talk about it.”
Mentions of Arsenal: nil.
November 23: “Borussia Dortmund’s Jurgen Klopp lined up to replace Liverpool’s Brendan Rodgers”
Number of quotes to back that up: nil.
And more shame to the Express in failing to create a Klopp to Kop headline. If you’re going to make it up at least make it entertaining…