Newcastle United Balls: Faustino Asprilla Has A Range Of Condoms

Tito condoms

Former Newcastle United favourite Faustino Asprilla offers us his “Tino” condoms for your good sexual health in Colombia, the Bigg Market and beyond.

They might even be one of your Five A Day. Faustino Asprilla’s sexual health aides taste of fruity guava. Says Tino:

“Guava! I’ve always loved guava, because we had a tree outside my house growing up!”

Says Tino: “Good day to everyone, although less so to those who have relations without protection”…

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