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Epic Adverts: For A Free Meal This Man Will Ruin Your Thanksgiving Dinner

by | 26th, November 2014

thnksgiving advert

 

For a small fee this man will enliven your Thanksgiving Dinner.

His advert reads:

It’s Thanksgiving. Want to skip that long, insulting conversation about how youre still single? About how your parents really want more grand children? Well, look no further!

I am a 28 year old felon with no high school degree, and a dirty old van one year younger than me painted like Eddie Van Halen’s guitar. I can play anywhere between the ages of 20 and 29 depending on if i shave. I’m a line cook and work late nights at a bar. If you’d like to have me as your stictly platonic date for Thanksgiving, but have me pretend to be in a very long or serious relationship with you, to torment your family, I’m game…

I can do these

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