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Megan Fox Says Transformers And All Evolution Is A Lie In A Videosaurus Special

by | 27th, November 2014

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Megan Fox is the Christian in Chicago’s Field Museum of Natural History. She is there to “audit” the venue for signs of “liberal bias”.

She is not the Megan Fox who stars in the Transformers movies. This Megan Fox knows that film is a lie. A car is a car. A robot is a robot. The two just do not mix.

This Megan Fox likes to talk about Megan Fox in the third person, as she says to video:

 “In November 2014, Megan Fox toured the Field Museum’s ‘Evolving Earth’ exhibit to audit it for bias. She found many examples of inconsistencies and the Field Museum’s insistence that people support opinion as fact without proof. The Field Museum pushes certain theories as if they are absolute proven law when that is not how the scientific method works.”

She is fluent in stuff. She reads the sign beneath one exhibit:

“‘At first, many eukaryotes were single-celled, and many still are today.’ What? If many still are today, then that would support the theory that they have never changed, that they have always been as they are today, not that they started someplace else and then are here, but they were always this and still are today.”

You just have to know where to look. Life, you know, does not evolve. Take the dolphinosauruses:

“It’s not like their fins fell off and they grew feet. That’s what they want you to believe, that their fins fell off and then they grew some feet and started walking on the land. This is the dumbest theory I’ve ever heard in my whole life. It’s not good, it’s really not good. It’s bad. It’s very bad. Do you know how complex feet are?”

Feet have issues, Megan. They are almost as complex has hands, which are neurotic.

 

 

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