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Mock the poor with a Clinton Cards ‘Council Estate Santa Clause Christmas Card’

by | 6th, December 2014

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Cop a load of this  Christmas card from @ClintonsTweet. It”s ‘funny’.. Well, so Clinton Cards says.

Council Estate Santa has:

1. He Has a serial record for breaking and entering!
2. He uses various wild animals to pull his sleigh
3. He only works once a year
4. He’s never actually been seen doing any work in his whole life
5. He drinks alcohol during working hours
6.He barely leaves his home for fear of being recognised
7. He wears the same, out-of-fashion clothes everyday and never washes them
8. He uses loads of different names and aliases purely for his own gain!
9. He gets letters from lot of people, all demanding that he owes them things!
10. He can get hold of all the latest designer gear but never pays a penny for it!

His wife is not a ho-ho-ho. That would, presumably, be too funny…

 

 

 

 

 



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