Anorak | Chelsea: Football via paranoid schizophrenia

Chelsea: Football via paranoid schizophrenia

by | 30th, December 2014

AS everyone knows, Chelsea FC are hilarious. If it wasn’t for Newcastle United, they’d be the funniest football team in the Premier League. Their owner is batshit mental, they hire crazy managers and half of their players are lunatics. And who can forget John Terry putting a full kit on and lifting a trophy in a match he didn’t play in?

They’re absolutely insane.

And now, Jose Mourinho is talking like Colonel Kurtz from Apocalypse Now!, thinking that everyone is out to get them, thanks to a secret campaign against the club. Obviously, everyone in football meets up in a secret volcano lair once a month to discuss who the campaign against Chelsea will play out.

Unfathomably, the BBC are in on it too, asking “Is Jose right?”, wondering if there is indeed “a campaign against Chelsea”. Of course, the answer is ‘don’t be so bloody stupid’.

It goes without saying that Mourinho loves this aspect of footballing life. He’s an expert at courting the media, making thinly veiled threats and sticking his bottom lip out. He’s an absolute joy to have among a number of managers who have about

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