Police blotter: Man in ‘I have drugs’ T-shirt arrested had drugs
To Florida, where John Balmer is asking “Who Needs Drugs?” The message is written on his T-shirt.
It’s less of a statement than a straight-up question. Who needs drugs? Because John Balmer has drugs. “No seriously, I have drugs.” It says that on his T-shirt, too.
Pasco County Sheriff’s Office spotted Balmer in the queue at Kmart in Hudson.
Pasco spotted the copper and tried to hand a “bag of green leafy substance” to someone behind him. They declined. So. He dropped it.
The bag of leafy greens contained marijuana and methamphetamine.
Balmer declined to speak following his arrest. But his T-shirt was reversible: