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Man-eating tortoise clamped onto drunk’s lip after he attempted to eat it alive

by | 11th, January 2015

tortoise lip

 

“I thought he wanted to buy it and cook it at home, but he said he wanted to eat it now,” says Zhang Lun, a stallholder at a market in China’s capital Beijing.

Bao Yu had been browsing Lun’s wares when he picked up a live tortoise and tried to eat it.

“He hadn’t even paid for it but he shoved it towards his mouth and I thought he was going to bite its head off. But before he could put it in his mouth the tortoise bit him on the lip. I told him to stick his head in the tank and then we managed to get the tortoise off.”

So. Now we know how stop a tortoise biting you (or trying to eat you alive – ed).

Phew! Do you know how hard it is find a tortoise’s anus in an emergency?

 

 

 



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