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50 Shades of Reds: Watch the Manchester United sex tape

by | 8th, February 2015


Having endorsed everything from airlines to wine and tyres, it was inevitable that Manchester United would move into pornography. The Sun leads with news that Manchester United stars “film sex video in toilets”.

The story runs:

MANCHESTER United stars are being investigated by club bosses over claims they filmed a team-mate performing a sex act sex in a nightclub toilet.

Whose claims?

Video of the ace with a girl in her late 20s, at an exclusive venue in Manchester, is believed to have been passed around among United players.

That exclusive venue sounds more wanky than swanky. And the facts are thinner than Louis Van Gaal’s smile. Since when is what people “believe” news?

She was apparently filmed carrying out an intimate act on one of United’s international stars.

Yeah, apparently.

We’d imagine that when Manchester United does go into the skin business it will be a bigger production than a few gurning, voyeuristic knobs in a toilet cubicle. Titles like The Buzz Me Babes , gay romps Man United and Woman United , The Bed Devils and George Best: My Life Story would be big sellers.

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