Louis Van Gaal and the Manchester United Press Officer are football’s version of Mel Brooks’ The Producers
When Manchester United manager Louis Van Gaal produces his dossier to prove his own legend, the assembled journalists are open-mouthed.
Here is proof that the entertainment on offer at the Theatre of Dreams is very, very good.
It might look like an iffy, over-priced production built on nothing but on the cash of the lovelorn seduced by dreams of former romances, but stick with it folks and all will be marvellous.
To Van Gaal’s side sits the Manachester United Press Officer, the woman who corals the opinion formers.
It all reminds us of Mel Brooks’ The Producers, the movie in which Max Bialystock and Leo Bloom make money by producing a sure-fire flop.
On with the show!