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Surf’s Flirty Shades of Surf liquid laundry detergent are Poppers for egg stains

by | 13th, February 2015

All your washing grey - guaranteed!

All your washing grey – guaranteed!

Fifty Shades of Grey has inspired Surf’s Flirty Shades of Surf liquid laundry detergent to “bring a touch of cheekiness to the daily wash”. It is a riot of “scentsual oils”.  It contains “Alluring Rose and Jasmine”, who are not two genie porn stars that appear when you rub the bottle on a sweat stain, but the fragrant bleeding from spanked, throttled and rinsed flowers.

The brew comes with a warning:

“Careful — don’t overindulge too much!”

Too much surf will drive you mad with passion. Take care, Mrs, those Surf capsules are not Poppers. But it can’t be too long before sexual deviants and the cool kids are rubbing the stuff on their gums and egg stains.

That irresistible combination of scents – plus anionic and nonionic surfactants, enzymes, sodium carbonate, sodium aluminosilicate, fabric whitener, sodium perborate, anti-redeposition agent, perfume, sodium silicate and sodium sulfate.

It screams sex appeal.

 

 

 

 



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