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Surf’s Flirty Shades of Surf liquid laundry detergent are Poppers for egg stains

by | 13th, February 2015

All your washing grey - guaranteed!

Fifty Shades of Grey has inspired Surf’s Flirty Shades of Surf liquid laundry detergent to “bring a touch of cheekiness to the daily wash”. It is a riot of “scentsual oils”.  It contains “Alluring Rose and Jasmine”, who are not two genie porn stars that appear when you rub the bottle on a sweat stain, but the fragrant bleeding from spanked, throttled and rinsed flowers.

The brew comes with a warning:

“Careful — don’t overindulge too much!”

Too much surf will drive you mad with passion. Take care, Mrs, those Surf capsules are not Poppers. But

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