Moscow man wakes up to find his testicles have been stolen by organ traffickers, just like Chicago
Dmitry Nikolaev says he was chatted up by a young woman in a Moscow bar. He says they had a drink. And a sauna, as you do. Then he blacked out. When he came to, he was by a busstop. He felt a pain. He reached down he noticed his hand was wet. It was blood. And where his testicles should be there was nothing.
The Daily Mail reports it thus:
There is talk of a gang of testicle thieves who sell fresh nuts on the black market.
Is it true?
On Oct. 14, 1922, the Lawrence Journal-World reported on a 34-year-old man in Chicago. Joseph Wozniak had his testicles stolen.
“Four men leaped on him, put a bag over his head, and loaded him into an automobile.” They stole his gonads for an experiment in gland transplantation, perhaps for the purpose of rejuvenating some infirm or aged man.”
It was ‘Gland Larceny’:
Mr Burns is away…