Manchester United injury balls: Robin Van Persie is out for weeks and weeks and weeks and weeks
Football balls: whan a player is injured the media goes into overdrive. They love it. Manchester United’s Robin Van Persie has poorly ankle. But how long will be out for?
BBC: Van Persie is out for up to two weeks.
The Express says it’s at least two weeks:
The Mail says RVP is out for 3 weeks:
The Mirror says RVP is out for “at least a month“:
The Sun says he’s out for “four games” , which is five weeks.
It’s as if the media take the most basic fact and spin it until the actual news is lost in the fog of sensation…