Manchester United fans use Sikhs to abuse Chelsea and all other racists
‘A round of applause for out ethnic minority fans. Stand up and take a bow, guys”
Sky News has been discussing racism. And that always means racism in football, the obvious stuff when white, working class people in man-made fibres are filmed ranting and raving about a soft target.
Eamonn Holmes, the Sky News anchor, was chairing the debate, which quickly turned to Chelsea fans (club owner: Jewish Russian; supstar striker: black African), a few of whom had been filmed behaving badly on the Paris Metro.
Holmes, a Manchester United fan, puffed up, sat up straight and told viewers that things were rosy at Old Trafford, because sat close to the manager’s dug-out are a few obvious ethnic fans. Said Holmes:
“The group of guys in turbans at Manchester United sends out a lovely message.”
Hear that, lads. You thought you were just watching the game. But it turns out that you are making Holmes feel morally right-on and showing Chelsea fans (all of whom are racist) just how super anti-racist Manchester United is. TV cameras used to just pick out blondes in the crowd; now
they scan the faces for signs of an ethnic minority. (Maybe that’s why they’re called Sikhs, Eamonn, because you seek them out?)
PS: If one of you tuban wearers can come out as gay (sport dog collar, leather merkin and rainbow turban) and invite a Muslim friend along (and please make sure she wears a burqua), then all the better for it, guys.
PPS: You are Sikh aren’t you, and not Molly Parkin fans (see below)?
‘We are United, the cock of the North’
Andy Gilderasks: “When will the moderate, City supporting members of the Sikh community speak out against these United extremists?”
Not soon enough, Andy…
Posted: 4th, March 2015 | In: Chelsea, manchester united, Sports Comment | TrackBack | Permalink
