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Hilarious highlights from Kanye West’s speech to Oxford students

by | 4th, March 2015

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Pouty rapper and current holder of Kim Kardashian’s bum breasts Kanye West has been talking to the Oxford Guild Business Society.

The talk features one question from the audience, which he didn’t answer. Your question might
have been, “Who gives a talk to the Oxford Guild Business society?’

Shakeel Hashim was there to brings us a few highlights of Kanye West’s self-styled “stream of consciousness”:

It begins with Shhhh…:

“OK, everyone please be completely quiet, because I can literally hear a whisper, and it’ll throw off my stream of consciousness, and when I get my stream of consciousness going that’s when I give the best, illest quotes. Literally, a whisper can throw it off.”

Pablo’s Kanye Period:

“My goal, if I was going to do art, fine art, would have been to become Picasso or greater.”

On Greed :

“We have the resources as a civilisation to find a utopia, but we’re led by the most greedy and the least noble.

Acts of the Keanu:

“What I said was The Matrix is like the Bible of the post-information age.”

No Clocking Off:

“By the way, I don’t know the days of the week. I just go to exactly when my appointment is.”

Hail to the Chief :

“I understand that I’m a servant. And with my voice, with my ability to build relationships with amazing people, speak to amazing people. Call Elon Musk out of the blue, or call Obama out of the blue…he calls the home phone, by the way.”

It’s Not Me; It’s You:

“In America people really do wear $3000 shirts. For real. Here and in Stockholm people will be like ‘oh dude, it’s a $3000 shirt’.

“I’m assuming I’m probably wearing a $2000 shirt but I got it for free from the designer so.”

On Hypocrisy:

“Time is the only luxury. It’s the only thing you can’t get back. If you lose your luggage I’m not gonna

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