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Tabloid tropes: why Daily Mail readers are happiest in the world

by | 11th, March 2015

What is the happiest age of your life? No need to answer because the ‘Daily Mail Reporter’ knows. It’s 34.

 

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It used to be 33. But Suzannah Hills’ report for the Daily Mail is past its sell-by date.

 

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We’re agreed, then.  37 it is. We’re happiest at 37. So says Katy Winter in the…Daily Mail:

 

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We don’t know how old the Daily Mail Reporter is but we do know that they are covering their bases. Because they told us that the happiest ages are…38 and 40:

 

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It’s all downhill after 40. Or is it. Because the Daily Mail has great news. The happiest age is… 58!

 

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But what about the older readers? Can they be happy, too? Yes, they can! Because the happiest age is 69 (and 29)!

 

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That’s not old. What about us? What about the 85-year-olds. Can we be happy? Yes!

 

 

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Such are the facts…

 



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