Tabloid tropes: why Daily Mail readers are happiest in the world
What is the happiest age of your life? No need to answer because the ‘Daily Mail Reporter’ knows. It’s 34.
It used to be 33. But Suzannah Hills’ report for the Daily Mail is past its sell-by date.
We’re agreed, then. 37 it is. We’re happiest at 37. So says Katy Winter in the…Daily Mail:
We don’t know how old the Daily Mail Reporter is but we do know that they are covering their bases. Because they told us that the happiest ages are…38 and 40:
It’s all downhill after 40. Or is it. Because the Daily Mail has great news. The happiest age is… 58!
But what about the older readers? Can they be happy, too? Yes, they can! Because the happiest age is 69 (and 29)!
That’s not old. What about us? What about the 85-year-olds. Can we be happy? Yes!
Such are the facts…