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Man Gerbil of The Year: Mike Holpin and Keith McDonald are UK’s most ‘shameless’ dads

by | 1st, April 2015

Mike Holpin

 

The tabloids are in a single-dads arms race. The Express leads with  “jobless love-rat “Keith McDonald, 29, who has “16 children by 10 women”. Keith and his brood will, apaprently, cost “YOU” £2m.

To which the Sun and the Mirror say, ‘Is that all you’ve got, Keef?” They lead with “shameless” Mike Holpin” (Mirror) , who has “40 KIDS WITH 20 MUMS”.

Jobless Mike, 56, “only knows the name of half his kids” (Sun).  Mike Holpin says, “I’ll never stop. I’m as fertile as sin.”

He does, however, know the names of his three huskies, a cat and a snake he and girlfriend Diane share in Ebbw Vale, Monmouthshire.

For those of you wanting to know Keith’s secret, he says: “It’s sex, that’s all there is. If it’s got a pulse. Sex is sex. She can look like the back of a bus…doggy style if she’s ugly.”

Mike’s hobbies are “tattoos and laughing”.

As for his being “shameless”, he

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