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Ed Miliband’s biased knob: papers react to #leadersdebate

by | 2nd, April 2015

SO. Who won the Leaders Debate on ITV?

Helping you with the facts are the newspapers:

The Sun: Ed Miliband loses his deposit (fnar) in masturbation pun frenzy:

 

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The Mirror: Ed wins! Cameron loses! Nigel Farage is blown away!

 

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The Mail: Nick Clegg is alive and he’s got a knife!

Also: Leanne Wood is Welsh!

 

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The Indy: Farage wins! And he’s gay!

 

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The Telegraph: Miliband flops!

It really is all about Ed’s knob.

 

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The National: Nationalist Nicola wins!

Nicola Sturgeon does housework!

 

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In conclusion: your favourite won!



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