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Amanda Holden: Simon Cowell Can Have Her Nipples For £2m

by | 10th, April 2015

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Amanda Holden heralds the start of vaude­villian  Britain’s Got Talent season whatever by telling the Sun she wants her nipples are insured for £2m. The Sun works out that each nipple is worth £1m apiece. But we think they’d struggle to branch out on solo careers as holders for wet donkey jackets or Deal or No Deal presenters, being better off together and attached to the adamite Holden superstructure.

Says Amanda:

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