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Florida police fail to shoot dead living god having sex with a tree

by | 16th, April 2015

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To Florida, where Kenneth Crowder, 41, of Melbourne, is attempting to expand the Holy Tree-nity by having sex with a tree. Crowder is off his face of flakka, a form of bath salts.

WKMG reports:

“Crowder was spotted by witnesses running naked through a Melbourne neighborhood, yelling that he was a god before committing a sexual act on a tree.”

Local woman Amanda Davenport saw Crowder attempt to gain access to a neighbor’s car. She called the police:

A Melbourne police officer went to the area and confronted Crowder, who was wearing blue jeans and a T-shirt, officials said. Crowder walked toward the officer in an aggressive manner and identified himself as God, according to police.

The officer tested this out by firing his taser at the divine one:

The officer used a Taser on Crowder, but he pulled the probes out of his body and continued to fight, police said. Crowder was shocked a second time, but he again pulled out the probes and went at the officer with clenched fists, according to police.

The officer punched Crowder in the face and a scrum ensued, with Crowder saying that he was Thor and trying to stab the officer with the officer’s badge, police said.

‘Thor’ was not shot dead because as every cop knows God in white and has the right to his day in court.

Spotter: ClickOrlando



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