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Londoners warned over naked bald man ‘aggresively masturbating’ at a bus stop

by | 19th, April 2015

groveGrove Park residents have been urged to be extra vigilant after a naked man was seen “aggressively masturbating” at a bus stop.

One or two words can make or break a news report. So. To the story of the man spotted at a bus top by London’s Grove Park station. A woman has seen the man, described as white, late middle-aged and balding. The woman says:

“When he saw me, and I saw him, I started running and he started making the most awful grunting sounds and became quite aggressive with his willy. Even though he never chased me, who’s to say he won’t chase the next young woman and do something more aggressive.”

The Met Police spokesman adds:

“We were called around 12.36am on April 16 to reports of a naked man outside Grove Park station playing with himself. When officers arrived the man had made off, the area was searched but officers were unable to locate the man.”

It’s the part about being “quite agressive” with his penis.

Of course, there is a perfectly innocent explanation for his antics. There always is. The official advice is that if you want to hail a bus and attract the attention of the bus driver racing to the depot, first raise your hand, then two hands and only then your knob, at first politely and only then when ignored use aggresion…

 



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