Police scrape smugged heroin from inside man’s foreskin
The man on a train from China to Tibet has secreted heroin inside his foreskin.
Having spotted the man behaving in an agitated manner, police patted him down. They found nothing. He took a urine test whish showed up positive for smack. So the police carried on and on patting and poking until they found one-tenth of a gram heroin stuffed down his foreskin.
He would have smuggled more, but, you know, it’s cold….