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Rhyl man broke into girlfriend’s house and wrote ‘Cheating cow’ on carpet with brown sauce

by | 20th, May 2015

brown sauce burglar

 

At Prestatyn magistrates’ court Martin Roberts, aged 34, pleads guilty to burglary in Rhyl. His crime was not in the taking, rather in what he broke into his girlfriend’s house and wrote “Cheating cow” with brown sauce on her carpet.

Mr Roberts will appear in Mold Crown Court for sentencing on June 4.

How anyone knew it was brown sauce and not something more sinister and gutteral is best left uninvestigated.



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