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Working people of Walmart rejoice: Celine Dion and Justin Bieber are banned

by | 5th, June 2015

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The result from the ‘Walmart-palooza’ company shindig in Fayetteville, Alaska, has resulted in a list of changes to keep the 1.3 million workers working.

Item 1: Celine Dion and Justin Bieber will not longer be played over the P.A. system.

“There is nothing I like better than hearing about your jobs, your ideas, your hopes and dreams, and frustration, and listening to how we can make your lives easier,” said Walmart U.S. CEO Greg Foran.

No small ambition to make the dreams of so many reality. Bob in Texas dreams of riding a pink windmill to Mars; Su-Anne from Maine wants to date Brad Pitt; and Steve from Iowa has ideas that require urgent therepay, and that he is never left alone in the store’s gun section – although removing Dior and Bieber from earshot should curtail his visions of fire-bombing Canada.

But none of them, were among the 3,000 assembled workers who made it to the show.

Things Greg – can we call you Greg? – can do are as follows (via D&T):

Individual stores will now have more control over their thermostats rather than having headquarters decide.

Associates will now be able to wear black and khaki denim.

Associates doing more physical work will be allowed to wear blue denim.

Walmart associates will wear new name tags that say “Our People Make A Difference” so that they never forget that they are, in fact, people.

Walmart associates will get more opportunities to socialize through a new rule in which they are required to greet and make eye contact with any customer within 10 feet of them.

Store associates and managers will be able to give suggestions to headquarters regarding what items their local Walmart sells based on their day-to-day interactions with any customers within 10 feet of them.

Modest cash incentives.

Who does not dream of ‘modest’ cash incentives, or pay as the workers call it?

Spotter: Fortune



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